Swizzlestick

This is why I love Laura Avant. Well, her obsession with Alex...

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:04:48 -0400

This is why I love Laura Avant. Well, her obsession with Alex Trebek is also quite fetching…

The only person that is scarier than Debbie, is the guy who...

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 10:00:06 -0400

The only person that is scarier than Debbie, is the guy who wants to date Debbie.

And THIS is why my family is BETTER than yours. Uncle Kim.. you...

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 12:36:54 -0400

And THIS is why my family is BETTER than yours. Uncle Kim.. you gotZ some skillZZZZZ.

Oh yes, another excellent segment. Sorry I’ve been MIA- no...

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 17:11:00 -0400

Oh yes, another excellent segment. Sorry I’ve been MIA- no time to make excuses, let’s just cut to the chase. I receive interesting emails every single day at work and it kills me to see them go to waste… so I’m going to throw those bad boys up here on my Swizzlestick blog for you all to enjoy. Cheers!

** All names have been removed from this post— so no complaining, jerks.

Is it weird to post another blog as my blog entry? I didn't think so...

Mon, 16 May 2011 19:27:33 -0400

Is it weird to post another blog as my blog entry? I didn't think so...

You men and your johnsons…

Thu, 05 May 2011 17:17:00 -0400

You men and your johnsons…

As one of my co-workers hilariously put it, this video shows...

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 17:09:00 -0500

As one of my co-workers hilariously put it, this video shows that we all have our down periods. I’m sorry Communards, but whoever “left you that way” made a wise decision.

But let’s not be negative about this song— on the bright side, I gave Chris Piel and Dan Hoidal an EXCELLENT video for their music blog, CowboyZombie.com (shameless plug, I know…. you guys better return the favor). Have at it boys!! But just a warning, don’t watch it together… as one of the comments states “This song makes me want to be gay, they look they are having a fantastic time.”

LOVE it.

Oh, hey… My blog is a piece of art! Damn, does that bird...

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 10:00:07 -0500

Oh, hey… My blog is a piece of art! Damn, does that bird make my blog look expensive or what? If any of you would like a copy of this piece of art, don’t hesitate to ask— I would love to swizzle the shit out of your living room.

Or… you can just go here and make your own art: http://www.putabirdonit.com/

Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone! …even to all the...

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 18:36:02 -0500

Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone!

…even to all the whores. Just like Peggy.

Ho-kay. I’m starting ANOTHER new segment on my blog. I must...

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 16:33:00 -0500

Ho-kay. I’m starting ANOTHER new segment on my blog. I must admit, I haven’t really been “the best” at keeping up with this blog BUT I have an excuse—- I have three jobs. I don’t necessarily view this as a bad thing since one of my jobs entails reading off insanely awesome trivia questions to drunk people at sports bars. Yes—that’s right, I am a Team Trivia host: best job ever. Other than the fact that I get to drink on the job, my favorite thing about this job is receiving ridiculous answers to the questions. So get ready for my new segment: Trivia Answer of the Week.

Question: Which author writes a column called “The Pop of King” for Entertainment Weekly?

Favorite answer: Jackson Michael.

Actual answer: Stephen King.

The World At Large. And it’s true… Iceland is only as good as...

Thu, 03 Feb 2011 18:04:06 -0500

The World At Large.

And it’s true… Iceland is only as good as its exports— BJORK (amazing).

And I now want to move to New Zealand, so I can fulfill my fantasy of living in J.R.R. Tolkien novel. Watch out hobbits.

Nick Cage is probably the most ridiculous person in the world....

Thu, 03 Feb 2011 16:05:53 -0500

Nick Cage is probably the most ridiculous person in the world. Well, other than Charlie Sheen but I have mad respect for his I-don’t-give-a-fuck attitude. Nick Cage is just, well, a joke—- precisely why I LOVE to hate him.

Here’s to you, Nick Cage , you are living proof that in Hollywood, they don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into mediocre actors.

Please watch this. It’s amazing. Frighteningly amazing.

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 17:00:03 -0400

Please watch this. It’s amazing. Frighteningly amazing.

I had to get rid of my yahoo chat— because this guy broke...

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 21:38:17 -0400

I had to get rid of my yahoo chat— because this guy broke my heart back in the 7th grade. I was a cougar, even back in the day.

Today I Thank God for: Green Porno. I cannot believe that it...

Sun, 09 May 2010 05:27:00 -0400

Today I Thank God for: Green Porno.

I cannot believe that it took me this long to find this amazing show. Isabella Rosselini, I know longer think of you as Ross’ sex fantasy on Friends. In fact, I salute you. You are now just plain awesome.

awwww… how romantic.

Sun, 09 May 2010 04:21:00 -0400

awwww… how romantic.

Woo hoo! I’m graduating this week! I’ve been lacking...

Sat, 08 May 2010 03:45:30 -0400

Woo hoo! I’m graduating this week! I’ve been lacking in the posts due to the fact that I devoted the last week to moving. I’m not really sure why Laura and I insisted on living so close to ASU since we are both done with school. I feel like a perv if I scope anyone out… what if they are fresh meat? That’s just a waste of time. I’m looking forward to being a cougar, but I’m saving that for my later years. I’m pretty sure the only solution to this problem is donning a sign that reads: GRAD STUDENTS ONLY.

tsk tsk Arizona.

Fri, 07 May 2010 18:29:18 -0400

tsk tsk Arizona.

I already warned you— if I offend you, I really...

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 00:20:05 -0400

I already warned you— if I offend you, I really don’t care. But if you can blame Laura for this one. Good find, doll.

My Random 80’s Throwback....

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 00:47:52 -0400

My Random 80’s Throwback. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw