Today I Thank God for: Green Porno.
I cannot believe that it took me this long to find this amazing show. Isabella Rosselini, I know longer think of you as Ross’ sex fantasy on Friends. In fact, I salute you. You are now just plain awesome.
Swizzlestick- a highly evolving nickname of mine, given to me by my Aunt Barbara. Here is a timeline of how this nickname came to be...
Denise --> Sweet Denise--> Sweese--> Swiss--> Swizzle--> Swizzlestick.
Hopefully it ends there. Now you may ask, "Denise, what will you do if Swizzlestick evolves into something else?" I am simply going to reply, "I will change the name of my blog, genius."
Note: If I offend you, I really don't care. Now just read.
Denise --> Sweet Denise--> Sweese--> Swiss--> Swizzle--> Swizzlestick.
Hopefully it ends there. Now you may ask, "Denise, what will you do if Swizzlestick evolves into something else?" I am simply going to reply, "I will change the name of my blog, genius."
Note: If I offend you, I really don't care. Now just read.
