Swizzlestick- a highly evolving nickname of mine, given to me by my Aunt Barbara. Here is a timeline of how this nickname came to be...
Denise --> Sweet Denise--> Sweese--> Swiss--> Swizzle--> Swizzlestick.

Hopefully it ends there. Now you may ask, "Denise, what will you do if Swizzlestick evolves into something else?" I am simply going to reply, "I will change the name of my blog, genius."

Note: If I offend you, I really don't care. Now just read.