This is why I love Laura Avant. Well, her obsession with Alex Trebek is also quite fetching…
The only person that is scarier than Debbie, is the guy who wants to date Debbie.
(Source: youtube.com)
And THIS is why my family is BETTER than yours. Uncle Kim.. you gotZ some skillZZZZZ.
Oh yes, another excellent segment. Sorry I’ve been MIA- no time to make excuses, let’s just cut to the chase. I receive interesting emails every single day at work and it kills me to see them go to waste… so I’m going to throw those bad boys up here on my Swizzlestick blog for you all to enjoy. Cheers!
** All names have been removed from this post— so no complaining, jerks.
You men and your johnsons…
As one of my co-workers hilariously put it, this video shows that we all have our down periods. I’m sorry Communards, but whoever “left you that way” made a wise decision.
But let’s not be negative about this song— on the bright side, I gave Chris Piel and Dan Hoidal an EXCELLENT video for their music blog, CowboyZombie.com (shameless plug, I know…. you guys better return the favor). Have at it boys!! But just a warning, don’t watch it together… as one of the comments states “This song makes me want to be gay, they look they are having a fantastic time.”
LOVE it.
Oh, hey… My blog is a piece of art! Damn, does that bird make my blog look expensive or what? If any of you would like a copy of this piece of art, don’t hesitate to ask— I would love to swizzle the shit out of your living room.
Or… you can just go here and make your own art:
Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone!
…even to all the whores. Just like Peggy.
Ho-kay. I’m starting ANOTHER new segment on my blog. I must admit, I haven’t really been “the best” at keeping up with this blog BUT I have an excuse—- I have three jobs. I don’t necessarily view this as a bad thing since one of my jobs entails reading off insanely awesome trivia questions to drunk people at sports bars. Yes—that’s right, I am a Team Trivia host: best job ever. Other than the fact that I get to drink on the job, my favorite thing about this job is receiving ridiculous answers to the questions. So get ready for my new segment: Trivia Answer of the Week.
Question: Which author writes a column called “The Pop of King” for Entertainment Weekly?
Favorite answer: Jackson Michael.
Actual answer: Stephen King.
The World At Large.
And it’s true… Iceland is only as good as its exports— BJORK (amazing).
And I now want to move to New Zealand, so I can fulfill my fantasy of living in J.R.R. Tolkien novel. Watch out hobbits.
Nick Cage is probably the most ridiculous person in the world. Well, other than Charlie Sheen but I have mad respect for his I-don’t-give-a-fuck attitude. Nick Cage is just, well, a joke—- precisely why I LOVE to hate him.
Here’s to you, Nick Cage , you are living proof that in Hollywood, they don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into mediocre actors.
Please watch this. It’s amazing. Frighteningly amazing.
I had to get rid of my yahoo chat— because this guy broke my heart back in the 7th grade. I was a cougar, even back in the day.
